Today I applied for this amazing office job that pays really well and I’m completely qualified for it. If I got the job I would be so fucking happy. I can walk there from my house, too, so that’s another giant plus. Also, office work gives me boners. I don’t know why but I really really like it.
Oh man, I probably wont get it but seriously if I did oh my god. It would be so nice to get good news like that after hearing bad news after bad news recently.
I’ve heard it so many times, but Johnny’s laugh always makes me melt a little.
Today is dedicated to playing the only Mario games that survived time:
Super Mario 3 and Super Mario World
Fire away nostalgia!
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
When people tell say they don’t watch porn